Life Sucks Death Bites year old actuary Gerald Blumenstein despised every aspect of his life His butterball esque appearance was unappealing his dull job unnerving his cramped apartment uncomfortable and his love life

  • Title: Life Sucks, Death Bites
  • Author: Julie Kushner
  • ISBN: 9780557263394
  • Page: 226
  • Format: Paperback
  • 36 year old actuary Gerald Blumenstein despised every aspect of his life His butterball esque appearance was unappealing, his dull job unnerving, his cramped apartment uncomfortable, and his love life nonexistent And yet, not a soul in the world was petrified of death than Gerald In fact, Gerald Blumenstein would do anything to avoid dying, even if it meant remaini36 year old actuary Gerald Blumenstein despised every aspect of his life His butterball esque appearance was unappealing, his dull job unnerving, his cramped apartment uncomfortable, and his love life nonexistent And yet, not a soul in the world was petrified of death than Gerald In fact, Gerald Blumenstein would do anything to avoid dying, even if it meant remaining trapped forever in an existence that, quite frankly, sucked.Then, one fateful night, while attending a highly unorthodox therapy session mandated by his boss, Gerald Blumenstein died Now his life will never be the same .Life Sucks, Death Bites is a dark comedy about the inconveniences of daily life and nightly undeath, with some romance and a bit of psychotherapy thrown in for good measure If the three critically acclaimed HBO series, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, and In Treatment, could procreate, this novel would undoubtedly be the lovechild that they would produce.

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    1. I loved reading Life Sucks, Death Bites. It was so much fun and it took me away from my busy day to an exciting and fun placeThe main character was hilarious. He often says things you'd love to say but can't. The book was a fast, fun and easy read, and I couldn't put it down. The plot moved along smoothly to a great ending. READ THIS BOOK! You will love it and you will laugh!

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